Calvin and Hobbes Search Engine
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He was in his thirties.
#!/bin/bash
for i in {1..1000}; do x=$(date +'%Y/%m/%d' -d "$i days ago");
z=$(date +'%Y-%m-%d' -d "$i days ago");
wget https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbesespanol/$x -O $z-es;
wget https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/$x -O $z-en;
y=$(cat $z-es | grep -o -P '.{0}https://assets.amuniversal.com.{0,33}' | tail -1);
f=$(cat $z-en | grep -o -P '.{0}https://assets.amuniversal.com.{0,33}' | tail -1);
wget $y -O $z-es.gif; rm $z-en; sleep 1;
wget $f -O $z-en.gif; rm $z-es; sleep 1;
convert $z-en.gif $z-es.gif -append $z-bi.gif; #ImageMagick
rm $z-es.gif;
rm $z-en.gif;
done; perl -wnle '/(.{0}https://assets.amuniversal.com.{0,33})/ and print $1'
I had to replace wget with curl: curl -s https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbesespanol/$x -o $z-es;
Then I realized I need gnu date, which had to come as part of coreutils: brew install coreutils
So date becomes gdate for i in {1..1000}; do x=$(gdate +'%Y/%m/%d' -d "$i days ago");
z=$(gdate +'%Y-%m-%d' -d "$i days ago");
Hope I din't break other stuff with that.Now it still doesn't work, but I'm giving up, hopefully I saved a little time for somebody...
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It could be some kind of combined hash for date + comic + service.
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1992/05/05
It looks like it was written yesterday, but it's 30 years old.
Also, shortly after he retired Bill Watterson ate at my dad’s restaurant. My dad recognized his name on the check, and told him how much of a fan I was. Bill then drew Calvin on a napkin for me. And... I can’t find that sketch! Each time I visit my parents I spend half the visit digging through boxes for it.
Kids are not stupid and you don't need to insulate them from everything that isn't 100% happy, fluffy and wonderful. As a former kid who had loving parents and loved C&H, the only message I remember taking from the strip in this regard was that parents are people too and that things I do might annoy them.
I mean, I loved it, too, growing up. I still think it’s great. But some things ring differently as an adult with a kid. And I can wait a bit to expose my kid to that.
Sure it varied a lot. But I learned quickly that I had to really certain kinds of jokes.
His parents regularly debate whose choice it was to have a kid, and despite the exceptional strip shared by another reply to me, for the most part his dad seems happier working than being with Calvin. I definitely didn’t notice or care about this dynamic when I read these as a kid. And I don’t think my daughter will notice or care. But she’s only 3, and I’m cool with sheltering her a bit.
Personally, C&H probably kept me alive as a teenager. When I was questioning the point of it all, Calvin’s sense of wonder and fearlessness injected some happiness into me, and I wished so hard that I could have been more like him growing up. I read a lot of it with my kids when they were very small, and then let them alone with it as they started reading on their own. They embraced the methods of Calvinball, which melts my heart when I watch them play. To them Calvin’s parents are silly in their worrying about worthless stuff like “washing”. If you didn’t notice certain things while reading it as a kid, chances are your child won’t either; that’s one of the marvels of this strip, like the best art it speaks in different ways to different people at different stages of their lives.
In the Anniversary collection, Watterson notes things like “this is basically an exact quote from my dad.” (For example, in the strip where good dad says they should put the Christmas tree in the garage and not decorate it.) So I don’t think they are totally divorced from each other.
One day we'll let her read our first edition color hardcover boxed set. But she probably should start acting a little less like Calvin first.
We read a ton of Get Fuzzy right now. And she’s turning into Bucky. Yesterday while doing yard work she said to me, “hey Pinky, put me in the hammock.”
And the commentary - https://www.zenpencils.com/comic/128-bill-watterson-a-cartoo...
https://twitter.com/calvinandhobbes For this it says born on November 18, 1985 :)
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If only you knew Hobbes....
I thought it was great but took me back to 30 years ago when magazines in the mail were the thing. I think I prefer the modern situation where at least you can go to sites like HN which are relatively non commercially biased. Back then there wasn't so much unbiased stuff available - maybe BBC programs and library books.
It might be for the best that he retired near what everyone felt was a peak. Had he kept going, he could have even ended up like certain other long-running comic strips where the polemic takes over and the humor is an afterthought.
Yes, literary criticism often focuses on highly specialized concerns and not everyone is interested in e.g. queer perspectives, but can't we be happy that it exists for those who do want to read it?
An alternative or additional interpretation of his "curmudgeonliness" would be these are intended to tie into his bigger theme of critiquing those who gate-keep "high art". It's been a long time since I read any of these, but I do remember his biggest bone to pick wasn't with abstract art or anything in particular, but with the perception that comics / "graphic novels" could never be considered "high art". So, having his kid scribble some nonsense and call it "high art" is a bit of a middle-finger to art critics who relegate his work to the "funny papers"
As bizarre as this sounds, I actually do think there are legitimate criticisms of the mid-century abstract art movement -- notably, the CIA's involvement. However, that is pretty off-topic here and I highly doubt that Watterson has ever made a reference to this!
Edit: I'm not necessarily even disagreeing you, I think all of this can be true at once
One thing that he never did, was license his IP, so every "pissing Calvin" is a ripoff.
https://www.theonion.com/peeing-calvin-decals-now-recognized...
Let people have their opinions and interpretations, even if you don't agree.
and runs to 1995/12/31 https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1995/12/31
and then loops back to the start. To convert today date in GoComics to the original subtract 10955 days. I wasted quite a lot of time figuring that.
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http://michaelyingling.com/random/calvin_and_hobbes/search.p...
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- "The pernicious poem place."
- "Demonstrates defenestration."
- The "salubrious" beats.
- "Mainstream commercial nihilism can't be trusted?"
He's from the Cleveland area. He attended Kenyon College in Ohio. As he arrived, another famous cartoonist Jim Borgman, who is from the Cincinnati area, was just graduating.
Borgman went on to work at the Cincinnati Enquirer and won a Pulitzer in '91. Watterson was inspired by Borgmam's political cartoons and worked at the Cincinnati Post for a while. The Post fired Watterson and eventually we got "Calvin and Hobbes."
So, two giants of cartooning in the 80's and 90's just missed each other at a small liberal arts school in the middle of Ohio, briefly worked at competing papers in the same city, then went on to reach the pinnacle of their craft, albeit quite differently.
I'm amazed by these little quirks of life.
He probably would leave it as observation rather than presciption, like most humorists.
https://www.zenpencils.com/comic/128-bill-watterson-a-cartoo...
That must be the zenith of his career. Hope I can truly understand what he must have felt like when he said that.
I bought this when my son was around 7 and he absolutely devoured the books. He's older now but still goes back and reads them over again, giggling all the way. I love when he recites me his favorite strips, because they are all hilarious - usually involving interactions between Calvin and his dad.
I think Bill Watterson's comedy is completely on point and as relevant today as it was when he wrote the comics - providing insight into the interactions of family, school, and growing up while making you laugh. He's a comedic genius in my opinion.
(Context: Set in the 31st century. The lady who says "That was Watterson studied ancient Earth memetics.)
(Substitute Medium.com, web blogs, SEO, clickbait news, essays, etc. as your cynicism feels inclined)
Here's some more discussion and links from previous:
[42] https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1987/12/18
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Invaluable. I use them all the time to clip things to paste in several group chats.
Is there any way to get a personal, daily comic via RSS or similar that starts from the very beginning, without having to wait for one of the syndication sites like gocomics to wrap around back to the beginning?
I don’t know if it works with gocomics.com, but it is designed for exactly the purpose you described.
http://michaelyingling.com/random/calvin_and_hobbes/search.p...
OCR'd the paper and/or web versions of each comic??
Also be interesting to know how much revenue this generates (via amazon linked purchases).
Doing others (e.g. Peanuts and Mad Magazine) in a similar fashion would sure make it easy to find the perfect cartoon for any occasion!
http://michaelyingling.com/random/calvin_and_hobbes/search.p...
I'm 90% confident that is not a Calvin & Hobbes strip.
I have not read all the bonus strips from the large anthologies, nor have I read the strips in the teacher's book Watterson contributed to. So, even if my memory is right, it might be one of those.
Now I am more into Zits...
Search for "goons". 10 comics will show up. The first and last are actually the same one.
For those two periods, Gocomics is simply filling the gap by repeating earlier strips (and I think the same thing happened during the strip's original newspaper run, too). So if you didn’t knew about those sabbaticals (or forgot about them), it's easy to accidentally include those duplicate strips if you were to just blindly process everything between November 18, 1985 and December 31, 1995.
(7:00 am Saturday, 13 February 2021 UTC)
- https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1988/05/15
- https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1988/11/06
Edit: I think I see what you meant now. Looking at the search results one of them had a very different “script” text that was unrelated to the “description” text and the contents of the comic strip.
[1] http://michaelyingling.com/random/calvin_and_hobbes/search.p...
It's very cool.
TLDR: Some guy manually transcribed every single Calvin and Hobbes strip only to get a takedown notice and remove it.
But many websites fail to do so.
But if you were the developer of this code, it's useful to pinpoint what went wrong and where.
This is a common "HN Hug-of-Death" ;)
Quite possibly not optimised for heavy traffic.