Man plans becoming an Uber Eats driver to get paid to pick up his own McDonald’s

This isn't worth reading. None of the details you'd like to learn, like how much would he get paid compared to the delivery cost he pays.

Since when did random jokes on the internet become news?

I have had eat ubers eats deliver to McDonald's

It was after the inside was closed and they don't let you walk through the drive thru

Alcohol may have been involved

On the plus side he does get the complete delivery. On the minus side, no tips!