Very long string vs speed of light
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The answer, of course, is that simultaneity is observer relative as well.
What if you and I are at each end of this string, and I pull on it (or I have an incredibly powerful machine do it for me). How fast would you feel the pull?
I would feel the pull at the instant I saw the string get pulled by your machine with my giant telescope.
This ought to help: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relativity_of_simultaneity
I suppose that's the same as the "ladder through the garage" paradox you mention?
Or alternatively (if you want to start imagining crazy ass materials made of dark matter), zero elasticity is defined by invariants of length. Length is not something which is preserved by the symmetries of special relativity (Lorentz Transformations), so a rigid object is not a compatible notion with the idea that the laws of physics are invariant under Lorentz Transformations.
(1) Unless you assumed that your material did not deform with the space that contained it, which would make the experiment nonsense.
It's like talking about all even primes greater than 2. Or green objects that aren't green.
That said, it's still a physically impossible experiment.
Or, we could just nail it to something.
I mean, if we're talking about inelastic megastructures, the logistics of manipulating a frictionless string seems a little silly to worry about.