Even worse: You might be seen as an easy way to Goatse people. Just give the yahoos the URL of an image you're rewriting to be the infamous gape. The traffic would only grow once you came to be known for Goatse as a Service.
Implemented via several dozen geographically distributed 1U servers with 10 or 100GbE network interfaces, and anycast DNS. You could do it pretty much the same as anycast DNS recursive resolvers, but all sharing the same hostname, IP and TLS keys.
We need goatse anycast address
You can totally get your own asn, acquire a /24 of ipv4 space, and announce as anycast your netblock containing the goatse httpd from multiple geographic locations.