Central banking is necessary function of government. If government saw their ability to do it being actually "neutered" then it would get shut right down.
I am not saying that it can't be mismanaged by a state, but you do not have anything better than state fiat money.
> personally think of cryptocurrency like a constitution but for money
(eyeroll)
> Let's ride this puppy and annoy some people.
You ride on. Ride off. Ride far away.