> There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.

My old boss used to say this thought terminating cliche whenever I encountered a problem with PHP. It's a rather useless form of binary thinking, since it completely ignores scale and severity.

It's similar to statements like "all politicians are bad", which put the likes of Nick Clegg in the same bag as, say, Pol Pot. It's counter-productive to any meaningful discussion.