Ask HN: Help me find funny back end / front end article

Hi! Couple of (probably) years ago I read an article about backend development. Someone was complaining that it is not that easy these days. It was written like a conversation: "you are still using sql? You should use nosql!", or "you are still using virtual machines? you should use containers / docker". And it went through lot of technologies. Very similar article was also about frontend. It was really funny and I would like to read it again :)

Of course, other funny blogs / articles are also welcome.