That was hilarious! And it's such a cool project.
Just copy & paste this entire post in a Kickstart page and watch the money pile up. Seriously. (but omit the "liar" part)
I was actually contacted by the CEO of Pimoroni a while back, you can give them the product and they'll handle sales and manufacturing and give you a percentage, which is a great deal for a lazy guy like me. Unfortunately, he hasn't replied to my last 3-4 emails, so I haven't pursued it further.
It's @temporal@mastodon.technology.
https://blog.blackswanltd.com/the-edge/sales-email-magic-the...