Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Programmers don't change light bulbs; that's a hardware problem.
A: Programmers don't change light bulbs; that's a hardware problem.
A: None. They just change the standard to dark.
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Originally (circa 1998) this was Microsoft joke, but this is a good update.
A: Irrelevant, that's a side effect.
A: No.
A: None. We'll fix it in software.
Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The application can work around it.
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We'll document it in the manual.
Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The user can figure it out.