I do note with distress, however, that:
http://correlate.googlelabs.com/search?e=why+is+my+poop+gree...
searches for "Why is my poop green?" peaked in March 2010 before subsiding, and that it's correlated with "hiv symptoms in women" and "how to get a guy to ask you out".
Meanwhile, "why is my poop black?" is correlated with "How to say I love you in French"