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Or you know, currency.

They would just launch their own crypto, allowing them to gamify their teams for all eternity.

My work effectively does. "Points" we can redeem for physical goods or trips.

Isn't that a little patronising?

Kind of. It also creates a weird obligation to reward coworkers for things, since have a budget of points to give out as well.

Put your money where your mouth is, or something like that

Because what Schrute Bucks really need is a blockchain.

Sometimes, Sometimes not. I can imagine everybody taking out the phone to check crypto prices as soon as the words were said

Maybe a terrible idea, but it was inspired by the parent comment here..

Fork DogeCoin, when someone goes above and beyond, reward them more each week.

When they want, they can use dogecoin to do something like 20% time.

I'm just following on the satirical nature of the parent comment here, don't take this as a real suggestion.