I did think of working for a FAANG, but they don't really do much in my corner of Europe (there's a group working on Docs and similar in Germany but I don't want to move to Germany), and they are scary in that they seem to aim for the university high-achievers. I don't want to have to learn leetcode for a job interview, knowing full well that leetcode is not the day job there either.

Plus I like being (or ok, feeling) productive, instead of spending 99% of my time on politics, analysis and waiting for small code changes.