However, even then, it's not even close to being my best option because the tail risk, however small, is there — and when things come down to the wire I'm going to get ulcers, win or lose.
Albeit, if you actually do want to sell or buy at market price (and are patient about it), you can use option premiums to get just a little bit more money for something you were already going to do (the goal being to get assigned, on purpose).