Step 1. Install PostgreSQL .
There was a nice quote that I forget where I read it, but it goes as such:
"Choose MySQL if you want an open source product, PostgreSQL if you want an open source project."
Summary: MySQL comes close to beating PostgreSQL (in speed) when there is little contention but gets absolutely clobbered when there are multiple users simultaneously.
My addition: Even with 5.1, MySQL is still severely lacking when it comes to ANSI features as compared to PostgreSQL and other commercial solutions like Oracle and DB2.
Again, I don't want to defend the original comment because it was just a flame and I think the database-fights are just as stupid as the language-fights.