Sorry to be a party pooper but please don't do the ASCII art thing in Who Is Hiring threads. It leads to a visual gimmick arms race and isn't fair to the other posters. The text part of your post is just fine, and nicely done.

https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=true&que...

Edit: this is what I mean by arms race: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25638025