Object-oriented programming is a tired gimmick, and JVM tooling and its bloat is so two decades ago. We have better tools now, we should be using them!
So the Java ecosystem is kinda living its renaissance now :)
But overall I very much share your sentiment.
Also worth noting that if you really want to slim a JVM runtime down, from a typical ~300MB size to ~50MB, it's not very complicated using `jlink`: https://medium.com/de-bijenkorf-techblog/creating-the-smalle...
It's still 50 times more than what I consider sane, but still... ;)