Anyone know how to get the network working? ping/wget don't work. But seriously, this is pretty flippin sweet!
Loopback (which is present) is so much simpler.
Edit: Easier idea might be adding ttyS1 and connecting that to a websocket on the server. Combined with something like socat or ppp, that ought to work. Since the console is already ttyS0 and connected to the js terminal, it might be doable even with the obfuscated source.