I don't understand how that could have happened, so I won't address that issue. But this leaves me baffled:

I was reading your Twitter the other day,

This has to be the single worst decision you've made this month.

As far as I'm concerned, my Twitter feed is write-only memory. The SMS equivalent of dev/null.

If you're ever tempted to do so in the future, reconsider. Go for a walk. Write some poetry. Make love to your wife. Do anything else. We get so little time on this planet, please don't waste what you have looking at what I have to say.