I'm happy for them (truly—this isn't snark), but unfortunately I have far more faith in EU legislators to support my rights, my community, and my general wellbeing than a Conservative Party government.
(and of course: historically a large chunk of it was the Conservative Party)
This is easily disproved by comparing the orderliness of their hair ;-)
Yes, I know Boris Johnson ruffles his hair on purpose.
First thing the Commission did after the Brexit notice was to publish a 'European Pillar of Social Rights' and to launch processes for common minimum social standards. Yes they do trade but look at the lineup and commissioners and half of those have social portfolios.