Navalny: I called one of my killers. He confessed. (Now with English subtitles)

Either one of these are real:

1) The Russians are unbelievably stupid and incompetent and can’t even poison someone successfully, let him leave the country and then can’t keep their incompetence a secret.

or

2) Navalny is a master of making up contrived stories in the rich tradition of Russian literature.