Catalina: Instead of fix, package contained chime

I am cynical when it comes to these tech giants, and believe that both Microsoft and Apple deliberately introduce such bugs that slow down your computer / mobile device or give you irritating trouble in the hopes that you start thinking it is a hardware problem and believe that it is time to buy a new computer.

(And OP did just that - s/he bought a new Macbook Air because of these bugs).

this sounds like the same problem many people have:

https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/16-is-hot-noisy-with-an...

it's basically the external monitor. and is more or less related to the gpu.

The title is likely a reference to https://xkcd.com/325/.