That's because you don't have the faintest idea of how Apple differentiated their card from the competition.
But usually the rewards are all anyone cares about, and the Apple Card is decidedly mediocre and pell mell here.
I guess more what I was getting at originally myself was Apple opening a credit card didn't strike me as big news of bigger things on the horizon. Given dozens of other companies do the exact same thing, some also doing the 2% back everywhere thing.
It just seemed like a pretty typical thing large companies do these days.
The customer service is also over the top.