https://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/crash.htm
> For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
> Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive – but would run on only five percent of the roads.
> Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
And let us not forget that this one came true. (My Mazda, for example.)
> You’d have to press the “Start” button to turn the engine off.