This post would better be named like "Google Outage Preliminary Incident Statement". I had no idea what I'm gonna see before I read the link.
Since "Preliminary Incident Statement" is basically a subtitle in the OP, I've put that in the title field above.
Editorializing would be changing it to something like “Breaking the silence after a catastrophic outage caused by our gross incompetence”.
Or what was that one we had the other day?
"The death of Google"