I really like this guy. Humor is a slow play and if you can play your hand even after death then you have mastered humor.
I had an uncle like this, I hated him as a kid but he made me a man that does not take everything too serious. Unfortunately he passed right as I was becoming a man so I only realized his life lessons in reflection.
Now, that would be hilarious to watch!
For example, Catholic, Protestant an Jewish leadership of any city, given those terms, would have little problem finding a project to spend that money on. Either one of numerous charities or here [1] to start.
I think the title of the article, is not informative either.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interfaith_Center_of_New_York
Not sure why that would be hilarious?
I imagine the 3 would quickly reach agreement, but they'd also agree to keep your views (atheist) out of the announcements. Can't advertise good deeds of that nature, of course!