I have a degree in meteorology. I can forecast weather for the 4th of July over next 3 years (2021, 2022, and 2023). here in Chicago, Illinois.

will be upper 80s, low 90s. Chance of thunderstorms in afternoon.

Congrats, i have now predicted a typical 4th of July and will be correct more than normal. Damn i should have built a web company and sold my ideas for a bajillion dollars