There's an Israeli working on every problem the world calls insoluble

I love ambiguous headlines. I was hoping that there was some sort of jewish genius generating ... something that would help me alliterate better. Damn.

... and in other news: bears shit in the woods.

Must be a really slow news day in Israel! I'm pretty sure in every even moderately developed country, where the daily grind of existence is lifted even a little, there is someone working in every kind of problem. That's what we do as a species.

One key difference is there's probably a higher proportion of people actively trying to kill or compromise the Israeli than the non-Israeli!

That guy must be busy.

Yes, he israeli busy.

There's an Israeli working on every kind of ponzi scheme(s) the wall.street calls too big to fail

How about Middle East peace? I hope they have a bunch of guys working on that.