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This engineer from IBM was telling me that he there was enough highly reactive lithium in his laptop battery to destroy 25 747s- the only thing stopping most people was that a lack of education. Anyone with a basic knowledge of organic chemistry is a potential terrorists- and the worst part is that they teach organic chemistry at elite liberal college- or madrasas as the terrorists call them..

"There are three ways to make napalm. One, mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice. Two, equal parts gasoline and diet cola. Three, dissolve kitty-litter in gasoline until the mixture is thick." -- Tyler Durden.

For reference: http://xkcd.com/651/

The source cited for the Gohmert quote on batteries is a joke site called rumormill.com.

I'm glad that dailykos checks their sources thoroughly.

Gohmert must read XKCD