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Haha, I think the worst part of that unintended joke is that the class description starts with Convenient. I wonder if the author of that text noticed how weird the whole thing is?

"Convenient proxy factory bean superclass for proxy factory beans that create only singletons."

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In some future decade, when Banks start trying to migrate their "Enterprise Java" systems, anyone that can make sense of that bizarre and rather absurd model of computation is going to get well compensated.

How many COBOL programmers do you know who drive Ferraris?

None, I guess they didn't make it complicated enough!

Keep in mind that Spring was originally a reaction to the extreme complexity of Enterprise Java. I still remember a talk where they said everything would just be simple POJOs: plain old Java objects.

It was certainly well marketed. But in reality, Spring is also too complex. It has far too much dynamic dispatch, byte-code weaving magic and runtime failure. This is now causing them problems with GraalVM and fast startup times needed for cloud.

in poker, you are sometimes faced with a shitty decision on the river, but the mistake was made preflop

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