So I bumped it up to 20,000, thinking that would probably work as well: the computer immediately crashed and rebooted. I didn't even get the "kernel panic" screen, it just died (this is on a 2018 mac mini with a 3.2 Ghz Core i7). When it turned back on, this was the first line of the error message:
Panic(CPU 0, time 1921358616513346): NMIPI for unresponsive processor: TLB flush timeout, TLB state:0x0
Weird. I really thought that this wouldn't be an issue at all. And: if it was an issue, that the OS would be able to handle it and kill the process or something, not kernel panic.