Simplicity Is Confusing

After reading the TLDR, I searched all over the page trying to find out who "RJ Youngling" is. I even clicked around the site a little bit trying to find an "about" page and couldn't find anything. Then I realized it's you!

Suggestion: a little blurb at the bottom of the article or elsewhere on the page that briefly introduces yourself goes a long way with new readers. If you want to keep it DRY, a prominent link to an "About" page describing yourself also works.