I wish my computer gave me answers, instead of questions like “why is a core being hogged by the calendar syncing service” and “why am I getting a kernel panic every two hours” or “why do I even bother clicking ‘Always Allow’ on prompts for git to have access to my GitHub credentials when it never remembers my decision”.

"Human beings may not be perfect, but a computer program with language synthesis is hardly the answer to the world's problems." -- JC Denton

I thought that quote was from Pablo Picasso.