.NET on Google Cloud Functions

Serverless functions for .NET are worlds better on AWS and Google Cloud than on Azure, despite .NET and Azure being both owned by Microsoft, or as some people like myself would say, because both are owned by Microsoft.

Microsoft has really messed up Azure Functions. Every time I open the project it breaks because things have changed without me doing anything and then I have to spend an hour figuring out what hidden dependencies the Azure Functions runtime has which I must reference myself before my project compiles again.

I got so annoyed with it that I learned Go in order to use Google Cloud Functions before you could run .NET on them and ironically I have done a lot more Go and increasingly less .NET since then.