> I'm over here laughing in my "over an hour of CloudFormation only to have a run fail, and then a rollback fail, and have to contact AWS support" life.
Your experience must be over four years out of date, because CloudFormation has supported the ability to continue updating a rollback since February 2016 [1].
[1] https://aws.amazon.com/blogs/devops/continue-rolling-back-an...