Haitian Creole
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If French is Java, Haitian Creole is Kotlin.
The language has a very consistent grammar, all the conjugations are predictable
While most of its words are of French origin, Its syntax is a little different: La Table = Tab la. Le téléphone = Telefòn lan. J'ai envi de manger = mwen anvi manje
It's written phonetically. No surprises when it comes to pronunciation.
It's modern. It's one of the youngest languages in the world.
The language emerged from contact between French settlers and enslaved Africans during the Atlantic slave trade in the French colony of Saint-Domingue.