I'm not sure if you're serious or not, but at least the stock market doesn't care. Look at Warren Buffet drinking his coke, or Soros with his girlfriend on the beach.
He's being ironic. As Will Smith's character said in The Pursuit of Happyness, finance is just about being good with numbers and good with people (for which you need rules 1 [Be Attractive] & 2 [Don’t Be Unattractive])