Hmmmm. I feel I may be proving the OPs entire point rather too well with this line of enquiry. I don't think I've ever trolled myself before. How embarrassing.
This kind of thing is trickier in places like HN though, because a statement is only showing off to people who already have the knowledge. There are millions(?) of people reading here, so statistically most of them probably wont know some obscure piece of knowledge about the problems of the key hashing function under random access in numerical PHP arrays. It may be showing off to the couple of people actively engaged in the debate, but to everyone else its educational.
That's most of the reason I come here, to be honest. Crumbs of insight casually discarded during the debates of much cleverer people.