Have fun doing your taxes on your car, your banking on your tv, and your dating on your fridge.
I definitely enjoy sending emails and shooting movies on my Nintendo.
Speaking of which, should I get Shovel Knight on Nintendo Switch, Wii U, Xbox One, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, Microsoft Windows, macOS, Linux, or Nintendo 3DS? I have lots of these, and I'm not sure which inexpensive device is the best for playing Shovel Knight.
Cancel that. I'm not sure I like all of that choice. Which of my seven affordable iPhones from a wide variety of vendors should I download and install it to? Can I redeem my Steam credit?
Fuck Apple. Their behavior makes them a blemish upon our industry.