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Well, Shopify is still a crappy service. They refuse to do business with merchants engaged in legal trade if they sell items Shopify doesn't like. Knives are out, so are facial skin masks, and you better put down that tube of whitening toothpaste. Of course, if you are a whale like Target, Shopify has no problem with those prohibited items.

Don't worry I read "Spotify" too :P It was only your comment that made me realize it was Shopify.

Maybe this should become a case study in startup naming? (probably already is! too lazy to look it up right now)

The business plan of my new startup Dopify is to help other startups not make silly naming decisions - but we might pivot to selling dope later if it doesn't work out.

I'm such a sucker, I actually googled it before I got the joke lol

I would have gone with "I'm such a dope!"

I had a really good laugh, don't delete it! :)