I love the Hacker News-targetted preface:

    Editor’s Note: Welcome Hackers! Not sure how Hacker News found
    this article but I see a ton of folks headed in from that 
    website, which I presume is some sort of aggregator for news 
    articles of interest to folks that like to hack stuff. Feel free
    to have a look around the website–check out our cool podcast–and
    tell any friends that might like this nerdy stuff. But don’t 
    hack anything please. Thanks.