AI that mistook a bald head for a soccer ball
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If the prophecy gets you either way, it's just a question of whether you'd rather meet your end indoors, perhaps while trying to reach something from a high shelf, with a deep sense of foreboding, or outdoors, probably in a completely unexpected fashion, or--shall we say?--completely out of the blue.
It was working pretty well as I scrolled through and then it came up with some poop on the ground that for some reason I had taken a photo of. Kind of disconcerting.
It’s also an odd choice because it feels weird to call an AI a “who”. Despite AI replacing some human tasks, as with the camera operator here, the technology is not at all what we would consider a person.
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment/arts/la-xpm-2012-jun-1...
Sometimes I don't go down an aisle if I see the spill monitoring robot in my local grocery store. I think it's annoying, slow, dimwitted, and I can't communicate with it. Sometimes as a joke I'll even stare it in the camera and say "Your mother was a toaster!"
Where is the line where I'm no longer just a crazy person, but also a racist?
The slight incongruity of the word "who" is the explanation, or at least hint, that there is an unspoken reference in play.
Your basic soccer fan would have a pretty good idea of what part of the field is most interesting to be looking at right now, and would be happy to do it (for 10-15 minutes anyway) for free, and could do it remotely with a minimum of setup. You could have some season ticket holders (who can't use their tickets this year) volunteer to do it from their homes; they might even find it kind of exciting to do (for a while anyway), and you might quickly have a wait list.
Losing 3-0? Oops the cameras pointing at the sky for the last 30 minutes. Penalty to the opposing team? Oops I slipped and missed it. Football fans are petty and do absolutely ridiculous things.
You’d have to pay them something or find some other way to incentivise them, and you’re back to square one.
See also: https://muq.org/~cynbe/muq/muf3_22.html
This isn't just a "bad AI" problem, it's failure to plan for a "Plan B" in case automated ball tracking fails for any reason.
Immediate fix now, better long term solution later.
/jk
Match officials in football (soccer, if you so will) very rarely wear hats (I can't remember seeing it even once). I'm surprised that I can't find any mention about headwear worn by match officials in the regulations, but regardless, they couldn't just don any old hat.
And as mentioned elsewhere in this thread, there are other things that also can trick up AI, like white socks. There are teams that might have had white socks for a hundred years, should they be forced to change their colours to make life easier for the AI?
[1] https://resources.fifa.com/image/upload/equipment-regulation...
So yeah, surprisingly tricky, but you could set up a big training set along similar lines.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/shortcuts/2015/jan/14/h...