I'd have to agree.
Instead of "company", think "domain name."
Instead of "health insurance", think "I'm in my 20's and don't need it."
Instead of "company credit card", think "don't spend anything."
Instead of "design/eng. help", think "no budget, DIY", "co-founder" or at most Craigslist gigs.
Or just keep working the day job until the above is obvious.