I think Billy will do well at trial, given how honest, humble, and totally not delusional he appears.
How does this guy selling hot sauce have enough money to file lawsuits in foreign countries?
Ha! Might want to explicitly indicate sarcasm; even here on HN people might think you're serious!
Sarcasm is a cathartic way to vent, especially when spoken with intionation between friends, but it causes confusion in short-form published text. I suggest editing comments after writing them and before submitting.