AWS status messages remixed with Markov chains

Based on http://dbasch.posterous.com/lamabot-fortune-cookies-and-mark... and text from http://status.aws.amazon.com/

This is too funny! Now I just know I'm going to spend my weekend remixing source code repository commits.

"We can launch a short note that appear to recover." Yup. That's what it looked like.

We will not target a significant progress in US-EAST-1. (I knew it!)