Before seeing that I would have claimed basically any sincere strategy in good faith would be a winner right now. Clearly no, there's plenty of people who managed to burn through thousands in these conditions.
Really illustrates the difference between gambling and investing.
It's probably excellent advice to never look at WSB and regard it as 100% noise.
Randomly drawing letters out of a hat and buying those stocks would have produced dramatically better results.
Edit: i just bought a $100 or so of 4 stocks by randomly selecting letters until I got a match. Let's see how this strategy pans out. I bet it won't go to zero