Basically, we want someone who actually has Android experience. If that person does not exist, we'll have to manufacture our own Android experience, which will take longer.
If its a remote job, I would sign on right away. But most likely its not and doesn't mention that in the job, so I don't even apply.
We'd prefer someone locally, but we realize we can't always have everything we want.
But if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need!
The problem with trying to start a joke thread isn't that we're all humourless drones, but that it derails the conversation. There's nothing wrong with humour per se, so long as it's used as part of a germaine contribution to the discussion. When it's just a throwaway line like this, it doesn't add anything and simply detracts from the topic at hand.
I agree with your comment but the parent might have something valid to say within that joke. Perhaps the posting only needs someone who has good design skills - not someone with experience with a particular technology.