Blowjob Injection Attack

Well there's a phrase I never thought I'd hear: Blowjob fingerprinting

Long story short, there are products that you can buy that plug into your computer and perform blowjobs on you.

You can design your own blowjobs.

You can email these custom blowjobs to other people so they can... click a link and enjoy the blowjob you designed.

She discovered an XSS vulnerability. I have to quote her because this is amazing.

"I will leave you to ponder the consequences of having an XSS vulnerability on a page with no framebusting and preauthed connection to a robot wrapped around or inside someones genitals..."

Someone asked how she discovered this vulnerability.

She found it "while on a mission to download as many blowjobs as I could from the internet because I was trying to prove Blowjob Fingerprints are a thing."

She is currently midway through creating a "blowjob analytics service".

She posted a bunch of blowjob graphs.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPNEqQ3UEAAaQVd?format=jpg&name=...

I actually don't understand what this is.

Is it real or is it humouristic?

Would be interesting the grip surface sensor design ha if that's a thing.

2017