http://status.heroku.com/ for those on Heroku
If you actually wish to make a useful point about the practicality or otherwise of massively virtualised systems for webapp deployment, please do. It's going to take more than two words though.
If you actually wish to bitch about a post that we all got the point of, you're going to need more than two paragraphs.
Anyway, my bad, I was just trying to make a joke to lighten up the mood. Sorry.