Who gets the opportunity to do that if you are living in a native tongue land?
I wonder if actively used bureaucratese is far enough from Standard English to count as second lect? "In view of the somewhat nebulous and inexplicit nature of your remit, and the arguably marginal and peripheral nature of your influence within the central deliberations and decisions within the political process, there could be a case for restructuring their action priorities in such a way as to eliminate your liquidation from their immediate agenda."
Bonus clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0j2dVuhr6s&t=60