This is so incredibly out of touch, which admittedly I expect from Silicon Valley folk.

I work at a FAANG making an amount of money per year that I didn't even think was attainable for "normal" people, but my parents were dirt poor and I grew up on food stamps. To just say "Oh the solution is as simple as moving into your parents investment properties!" is just a huge slap in the face.

Get a grip on reality and realize your situation is incredibly privileged and not the norm.